

DECEMBER 1, 2005
Featuring some of my latest graphics...
Congressman Murtha is a respected veteran and politician who has a record of supporting a strong America. So it is baffling that he is endorsing the policy positions of Michael Moore and the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic party. The eve of an historic democratic election in Iraq is not the time to surrender to the terrorists. After seeing his statement, we remain baffled -- nowhere does he explain how retreating from Iraq makes America safer. Statement by White House Press Secretary
President Bush and Vice President Cheney lashed out again against Democratic senators who have questioned the handling of prewar intelligence on Iraq, with the vice president accusing critics of engaging in "one of the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired in this city."
Speaking before a Washington dinner of the Frontiers of Freedom Institute, a conservative research organization, Cheney said last night that Democrats who say they were misled by the administration are "making a play for political advantage in the middle of a war." The criticism, Cheney said, threatens to undermine the morale of U.S. troops while "a few opportunists are suggesting they were sent into battle for a lie."
Bush later stepped back on the rhetoric just a little (via AP):Pressed to elaborate, Bush said: "I expect there to be criticism. But when Democrats say that I deliberately misled the Congress and the people, that's irresponsible." Bush seemed personally irritated. He said it is "patriotic as heck to disagree with the president. It doesn't bother me. What bothers me is when people are irresponsibly using their positions and playing politics. That's exactly what is taking place in America."
"People should feel comfortable about expressing their opinions about Iraq," Bush said, three days after agreeing with Vice President Dick Cheney that the critics were "reprehensible."
The president also praised Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., as "a fine man" and a strong supporter of the military despite the congressman's call for troop withdrawal as soon as possible.
Here's what Congressman Murtha had said:
"The war in Iraq is not going as advertised. It is a flawed policy wrapped in illusion. The American public is way ahead of us. The United States and coalition troops have done all they can in Iraq, but it is time for a change in direction. Our military is suffering. The future of our country is at risk. We cannot continue on the present course. It is evident that continued military action is not in the best interests of the United States of America, the Iraqi people or the Persian Gulf Region. Full Statement.
With members of the Bush Administration under a legal cloud, and indictments for corruption happening to Republicans in their circle, this sticker wasn't too far of a stretch.
Every time Dubya gives a speech, I'd like to paste this one on his prompter.
And Bush is always a good source for word play. When he gave a speech accusing his opponents of disassembling, he went on to explain that it meant that they didn't tell the truth. Since it was clear that he meant to say "dissemble," I thought a bumper sticker defining the word he actually used was needed.
Homonyms can work effectively, too. (No pun intended on the "homo." Okay, well, maybe just a little.)
Anagrams can always be fun. Even if you can only come up with one from part of the word, it can still work.
And, yes, I know there are still some good, honest Republicans. I just wish they'd start speaking out. Since most of them are still supportive, or at least silent about the worst president ever, and they *have* presided over the largest deficit in history, I'll add one more jab. This one plays around with the symbols that can form the letters, rather than the language itself.
Sometimes, when you really want a short message, you can even combine a couple of words.