Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bad Flag Day!

Okay, I'll stop picking on Dick Cheney for a minute. How about if I switch my "sights" to Condoleezza? (Okay, I guess that was sort of a Dick joke, too.)


Look closely and you'll see that her "normal" coiffure has blended in with the symbol of the Soviet Union cut out of the middle of a Hungarian flag, but at a glance, it's quite an unusual hairdo!

Dick Cheney Does!

Guns Don't Shoot People. Dick Cheney Does!

T-Shirts available
here.

Duck! Dick's Got A Gun!


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Monday, February 13, 2006

Ready... Fire... Aim!


Ready... Fire... Aim!

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Orange Vests In DC?



Remember when Karl Rove and Karen Hughes wore camouflage outfits for Halloween in order to make fun of John Kerry's goosehunting photo op?



With evidence that Cheney's aim isn't so good, maybe Beltway Democrats should show up for work in orange vests...

Lighten Up! It's Mardi Gras!





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You can find more of my New Orleans designs here.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Mind Meld?

Over at Namaste' blog, Karen posted some of my graphics. By juxtaposing two stickers:

(available here)

and

(available here)

She gave me an idea for a new one!

(available here)

Friday, February 10, 2006

An Evil Wind Is Blowing From The Right


An Evil Wind Is Blowing From The Right - available here.

Highlights

Here's a recap of some of my graphics that have been popular so far in 2006...

No Exit Strategy? - available here.


America - One Nation Under Surveillance - available here.

Impeachment - It's Not Just For Blowjobs Anymore - available here.

Impeach W - available here.

Iraq Had Nothing To Do With September 11 - available here.

Make Levees Not War - available here.

Make Levees Not War - available here.

Democratic Donkey - available here.

Somebody Please Give Bush A Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him, Too! - available here.


Dissent is Patriotic - available here.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Fred Hates Everybody

I keep seeing headlines about "Cartoon Protesters" and I find myself picturing Garfield, Marmaduke, and Ziggy running around the Middle East with picket signs. (Update: I see Jon Stewart of the Daily Show had a similar idea when he showed the kid from the Family Circus cartoon.)

Anyway, I've been thinking about a different kind of protester this week...


Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist "Church," located in his home's basement in Topeka, Kansas, is the father of godhatesfags.com. His tiresome little group is the one you'll see outside various events, holding signs in rainbow colors that say "God Hates Fags." His website celebrates the death of Matthew Shepard. He had plans to bring his hateful protesters to picket Coretta Scott King's funeral because of her tireless work against discrimination toward gay men and lesbians. In 2005, when the usual venues for his protests weren't bringing enough publicity any more, his protesters began picketing military funerals with signs that say that "God hates America." His group claims that God is allowing members of America's military to die as punishment for America's acceptance of homosexuality. The pictures of protesters at his rancid little website made me decide to create a picture of my own.

I've been assured by my dear friend "listener" that God doesn't hate. As a mere mortal though, I still get a kick out of this possibility:


You can find wearable gear with a few variations of my design here.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Reality Bites!

There's a lot a seat squirming when Dubya leaves the protective bubble of a pre-screened adoring audience. This one would make a good Preparation H commercial.

"Well, George, we really stepped in it today!"


From Rev. Dr. Joseph Lowery:

"We know now there were no weapons of mass destruction over there. [Standing Ovation] But Coretta knew and we know that there are weapons of misdirection right down here. Millions without health insurance. Poverty abounds. For war billions more but no more for the poor."

God Hates Hate


God Hates Hate - available here.


God Hates No One - available here.

More Trees Less Bush


More Trees Less Bush - available here.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

This Book Title Confuses Me

Take It Back
Our Party, Our Country, Our Future

by James Carville & Paul Begala



I always thought we were trying to take the party back from people like Carville and Begala.

Cindy Sheehan Was Arrested Tonight

Update: Charges to be dropped (Oops, she wasn't breaking the law! Yet!)

Update: Read Cindy's version in her Daily Kos diary.

Why are they so afraid of Cindy?




Link to Google News

Update:

"The T-shirt bore the words
“2,245 Dead — How Many More??”
in reference to the number
of U.S. troops killed in Iraq,
protesters told NBC News."

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11120353/

Okay, here's the real crime!

2,245 Dead


Here's a closer view of the offending shirt. This is an earlier picture. Three more died between pictures.

Here's Cindy's book.