It's Al-Qaeda, Stupid!

Max Cleland repeated this a couple of times on Bill Maher's show, so I thought a bumpersticker was needed.



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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican

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Searching For New Mnemonic Post Pluto

Moral
Vacuum
Eventually
May
Just
Suck
Up
NeoCons

Mercury Venus Earth Mars
Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune
(Sorry, no Pluto!)

2006 P.P. (Post Pluto)

Designs are available at Zazzle by clicking images below. They are also available at Cafe Press here and here.

NEW MNEMONIC POST PLUTO

2006 P.P. (POST PLUTO)

NEW MNEMONIC POST PLUTO

2006 P.P. (POST PLUTO)

I Must Be A Mushroom

Available here. ("Uncensored" version available here.)

Tip o' the pen to Lenny in Iowa.

I Want My Pluto Back

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Simple Math

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It's All Geek To Me

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Pluto - Independent '06

Pluto was voted out of its position as a planet in the Solar System. Now starts a long campaign for an independent planet. News links.


Tip o' the pen to Renee in Ohio.

Sticker available here.

Recovering Republican

I've been selling more of these lately.


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Maybe there should be a 12-step program. First you acknowledge that Karl Rove is not a higher power.

Had Enough?

Bumpersticker available here.

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Tip o' the pen to "pinsocal"

Snakes On A Plame

If you really need it on a shirt, here it is.

Non-political version: Snakes On A Plane - Mile High Club

Straight But Not Narrow

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Pride

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Blue

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Election MMVI - Blue Team

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Counting On The Rapture

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Congratulations to Ned Lamont!

Tuesday, Ned Lamont defeated Senator Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Democratic Primary. Joe says he'll run for Senate in the general election anyway, as an Independent.

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Bill Clinton supported Joe Lieberman in the primary. Now, I expect him to support Ned Lamont, the Democrat, because I remember what Bill Clinton said in Iowa in 2003:

"Go ahead, fall in love, be for somebody. But when the primary's over, let's fall in line and bring the White House back to our party."

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Tip of the pen to Oscar.

Bush Kiss

I hope he kisses ALL the D.I.N.O.S.



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Primary Day

Good Luck To Ned Lamont

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No Dubya

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Dubya Dubya III?

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Tip o' the pen to David.